




the ant and the grasshopper
I missed it by a day. Damn. Yesterday was Guy Fawkes Day. He was arrested in 1605 for his part in the Gunpowder Plot, which was attempting to blow up Parliament, hopefully killing the anti-Catholic King James I and all his Protestant cronies. Catholics and Puritans were having a bad time of it under the staunchly Protestant government. Ah, the good ol' days.
The Authorities found him in the cellar under Parliament with 36 barrels of gunpowder. Of course, he was vilified for his role. And tortured to extract a confession. And then sentenced to be hung and then drawn and quartered. They knew how to execute a motherfucker in those days. Supposedly, he jumped off the gallows and broke his own neck to bypass the rest of the gruesomeness. Depends what account you believe.
And, since this was a conspiracy, there of course is a conspiracy theory to paint him in a positive light. Like, he was set up by the Man, man. Most of the other people involved in the Gunpowder Plot were known to the authorities. Think someone would have noticed them amassing 36 barrels of gunpowder? And the letter was a fakery that was shown to the King. And it would've behooved the government to catch some so-called terrorist to better consolidate its own power, especially because there were a few other smaller plots uncovered prior to this one. Sound familiar, anyone?
If you want to see a recent big screen adaptation of a graphic novel that paints Guy Fawkes as a hero, check out V for Vendetta.
Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Feel free to interpret that either way.
Never forget the threat to the government and be ever vigilant?
Or never forget that tyranny and discrimination should always be struggled against, even if it's the government?
I prefer the latter.